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itssterektime:

5 Times Stiles Tried to Feed Derek (+1 Time Derek Fed Him) by vodkaanddebauchery

whoa! How long has this gorgeous thing been up? ;3;
All This And Heaven Too [1/??] Captain America: The Winter Solder, Steve/Bucky AU

Title: All This and Heaven Too
author: vodkaanddebauchery
Rating: T+
Pairing/Fandom: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Captain America/MCU
Summary:  He doesn’t really remember his name. Sometimes he thinks it could have been James, other times he thinks the word Bucky might be significant, occasionally he gets a niggling feeling that he might have been called something else entirely, because occasionally words in a different language will rise up into his consciousness like ash from a fire.

When you’ve been dead for as long as he has, you have a lot of time to think about things like that.

As always, cross-posted to Ao3, so please leave comments and kudos there. Thank you!

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femslashyuletide:

A few days ago I put out the idea of femslash holiday celebration, and now I’m pleased to announce Femslash Yuletide, a holiday event to celebrate tumblr’s favorite femslash ships. 
Unlike the real Yuletide event, Femslash Yuletide is not a fic exchange. It’s much more informal. I asked tumblr users to suggest femslash ships they’d like to see fic for, and then I came up with 25 themes for inspiration. The 25 themes match up with the first 25 days of December. 
So how do you participate? The official guidelines are here. Look through the wishlist of ships and the themes I’ve made to inspire your fic. Pick out whatever ships you’d like to write and match them with the themes that inspire you. On the day corresponding to the theme you’ve chosen, post the fic you wrote.
For example: I decide to write Joan Watson/Irene Adler based on the theme “family dinner.” I will post the fic on December 5th. That’s all there is to it!
I will continue to add to the femslash wishlist until November 1st, so go ahead and keep requesting ships until then. After that, I will be working on promoting the event. On December 1st, the event will begin and I’ll reblog all the work that is posted to the tag #femslash yuletide. You can also submit your work to this tumblr. 
Questions? Feel free to ask here or at my personal tumblr, but please check this post first. 
Be sure to follow this tumblr and track #femslash yuletide so you don’t miss a thing!
Also: I know a lot of femslash ships but I don’t know every one. If you see that I’ve made a mistake on the wishlist let me know so I can fix it. 

Reblogging this for future reference!

femslashyuletide:

A few days ago I put out the idea of femslash holiday celebration, and now I’m pleased to announce Femslash Yuletide, a holiday event to celebrate tumblr’s favorite femslash ships. 

Unlike the real Yuletide event, Femslash Yuletide is not a fic exchange. It’s much more informal. I asked tumblr users to suggest femslash ships they’d like to see fic for, and then I came up with 25 themes for inspiration. The 25 themes match up with the first 25 days of December. 

So how do you participate? The official guidelines are here. Look through the wishlist of ships and the themes I’ve made to inspire your fic. Pick out whatever ships you’d like to write and match them with the themes that inspire you. On the day corresponding to the theme you’ve chosen, post the fic you wrote.

For example: I decide to write Joan Watson/Irene Adler based on the theme “family dinner.” I will post the fic on December 5th. That’s all there is to it!

I will continue to add to the femslash wishlist until November 1st, so go ahead and keep requesting ships until then. After that, I will be working on promoting the event. On December 1st, the event will begin and I’ll reblog all the work that is posted to the tag #femslash yuletide. You can also submit your work to this tumblr. 

Questions? Feel free to ask here or at my personal tumblr, but please check this post first. 

Be sure to follow this tumblr and track #femslash yuletide so you don’t miss a thing!

Also: I know a lot of femslash ships but I don’t know every one. If you see that I’ve made a mistake on the wishlist let me know so I can fix it. 

Reblogging this for future reference!

I Would Feel Like You Would Feel (Bagginshield/Thilbo, The Hobbit)

Title: I Would Feel Like You Would Feel
author: lembasanddebauchery vodkaanddebauchery
Rating: E
Pairing/Fandom: Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
Summary: Halflings do not have the right word for mine like the dwarves do.
Notes: A (very belated) birthday gift for my favourite Tsu on the planet. 
Set in some sort of ambiguous space between the end of An Unexpected Journey and before they arrive to Laketown. Whether or not they’ve already visited Beorn and crashed Thranduil’s parties is up for your individual interpretation. Title is from Bear In Heaven’s “Kiss Me Crazy” which, I think, is a pretty good theme for this fic. 

Warnings: Pretty explicit smut. I ain’t sorry.
As always, cross-posted to Ao3. Kudos and comments are love! 

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And With the Curl of a Fingertip (You’ll Be Mine Forever) (Teach Me To Sin ‘verse)

Title: And With the Curl of a Fingertip (You’ll Be Mine Forever)
Author: vodkaanddebauchery
Fandom/Pairing: Edward Hyde/Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde; The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson). 
Rating: T+
Summary: Dorian Gray is an intolerably silly boy. 
Warnings: Violence
A 500+ word ficlet, requested by ~carbonidiot
Cross-posted to Ao3.

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fuckyeahbroh:

That’s right, boys!  You two have got another full week of working tirelessly to satisfying our fangirling and fanboying needs!
Broh week this time around will be March 10th - 16th! (That’s a typo in the gif and I’ve already fixed it like 3 times, so help me…)
And the prompts are:
Sunday, March 10 - Seafood / The sea
Monday, March 11 - Fairytale AU
Tuesday, March 12 - Awkward and/or flirting
Wednesday, March 13 - Genderbending or transformation
Thursday, March 14 - Modern AU
Friday, March 15 - Matchmaking
Saturday, March 16 - Bonding over something
Make sure to track the broh week tag, and to post your broh week creations there!  Anything is welcome, from fanfic and fanart, to fanvids and MS Paint doodles!  Even giving headcanons is great.

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

fuckyeahbroh:

That’s right, boys!  You two have got another full week of working tirelessly to satisfying our fangirling and fanboying needs!

Broh week this time around will be March 10th - 16th! (That’s a typo in the gif and I’ve already fixed it like 3 times, so help me…)

And the prompts are:

  1. Sunday, March 10 - Seafood / The sea
  2. Monday, March 11 - Fairytale AU
  3. Tuesday, March 12 - Awkward and/or flirting
  4. Wednesday, March 13 - Genderbending or transformation
  5. Thursday, March 14 - Modern AU
  6. Friday, March 15 - Matchmaking
  7. Saturday, March 16 - Bonding over something

Make sure to track the broh week tag, and to post your broh week creations there!  Anything is welcome, from fanfic and fanart, to fanvids and MS Paint doodles!  Even giving headcanons is great.

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

With Age, Comes Wisdom (And Derek) (Teen Wolf, Sterek)

Title: With Age, Comes Wisdom (And Derek)
author: vodkaanddebauchery
Fandom/Pairing: Derek/Stiles (Sterek); Teen Wolf
Rating: E 
Summary: He manages to last two minutes, jittery and itchy beneath his skin, before he slides his phone back out and texts without really looking at the screen.

'I AM IN CLASS WHWAT ARE YOU DOING DICK PICS WHY NO O'

Warnings: Explicit sexual content, phone sex, and an unfortunate Steve McQueen metaphor.
Notes: An anon on my main tumblr prompted me to write a smutty Sterek drabble, which I soon lost control of. It turned into this.  

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Vested Interests (Edward Hyde/Dorian Gray, pt 1 of Teach Me to Sin ‘verse)

Title: Vested Interests
author: vodkaanddebauchery
Rating: G, for now
Pairing, Fandom: Edward Hyde/Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde; The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson). 
Summary: A most advantageous partnership.
Notes: Christmas gifts may come and go, but Victorian villain slash is forever. For moderntrickster. 
Cross-posted to Ao3. 

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5 Times Stiles Tried to Feed Derek (+1 time Derek Fed Him)/Teen Wolf, Sterek


Title: 5 Times Stiles Tried to Feed Derek (And the One Time Derek fed him)
Author: vodkaanddebauchery
Fandom/Pairing: Derek/Stiles (Sterek), Teen Wolf
Rating: T+
Summary: Keeping werewolves fed and happy isn’t so much a job as it is a survival imperative. Unfortunately, Stiles cannot stroll into PetCo and ask where they keep the economy bags of Wolf Chow, because that would just be making things too easy for Stiles and his Incredible Life of Murphy’s Law. Which is a shame, really, because it turns out that alphas are incredibly picky eaters.
Warnings: Creature violence, cuddling, unrepentant food porn. 
Notes: Let it be known that I resisted jumping on the Teen Wolf fanwagon for as long as I humanly could. I tried. I really did. I regret nothing. 
Cross-posted to Ao3. 

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fuckyeahbroh:

ceed submitted:
rule 63 bolin???by ~kichigai-shingetsu
I was wondering if anyone would write some fem!Bolin. I would worship you forever. 
I don’t think Bolin would change much if he were a female. I’d like to think that she would go for guys and girls and that the thing with Korra and Mako might’ve hurt her really bad. (I think the show played down Bo’s hurt way to much in my opinion).
Art’s not mine but it was found on deviantart!


This fanart is super super cute! (also I may or may not be directing people to my genderswap Broh fics on this blog cough cough woops)

fuckyeahbroh:

ceed submitted:

rule 63 bolin???by ~kichigai-shingetsu

I was wondering if anyone would write some fem!Bolin. I would worship you forever. 

I don’t think Bolin would change much if he were a female. I’d like to think that she would go for guys and girls and that the thing with Korra and Mako might’ve hurt her really bad. (I think the show played down Bo’s hurt way to much in my opinion).

Art’s not mine but it was found on deviantart!

This fanart is super super cute! 
(also I may or may not be directing people to my genderswap Broh fics on this blog cough cough woops)